Hatters – Hatboro-Horsham (PA) High School

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We’re mad, I tell you!  Mad!

Hatboro and Horsham are just to the norhwest of Philadelphia, which they serve as bedroom communities. They both date back to 1715 or so. Together, they now have more than 23,000 people.

Hatboro’s the bigger of the two, about about two time the size of Horsham. Hatboro has two claims to fame:

• The Battle of Crooked Billet, during the Revolutionary War
• Being where Jill Biden grew up

Horsham’s home to a Air National Guard base, as well as an air museum.

The high school dates back to 1950, and today has 1,300 students. Sounds like they’re very proud of their robotics team, TV studio & channel, and band.

Sports-wise, they’ve notched 6 state championships, in softball, hockey, x-country & swimming.

Oh, about those hats … Sure enough, Hatboro was once known for making the things (oh, in the early 1700s, that is).

No real mascot, unfortunately. Though I did find this guy:

Cheesemakers – Monroe (WI) High School

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So, this is Wisconsin, right? I would imagine any high school in the state could be called the Cheesemakers. So, what’s so special about Monroe? 

Well, it is known as the “Gateway to Cheese Country,” as well as the “Cheese Capital of the US.”  The town also features a biennial festival called Cheese Days, which dates all the way back to 1914. You’ll also want to check out places like the National Historic Cheesemaking Center, as well as several cheese stores, including Swiss Colony. Well, then – Cheesemakers it is!

Monroe’s right on the border with Illinois, about halfway between Iowa & Lake Michigan. It was settled in the 1830s (with many settlers coming from Switzerland), and officially incorporated in 1882. In addition to cheese, other industries have included lumber and lead mining. Today, it’s got about 10,700 people.

The town claims over 40 famous citizens, though I haven’t heard of a one. I do, though, feel like I need to at least call out the following: 

• “Evelene Brodstone, one of the highest paid female executives of the 1920s
• Edwin Copeland, botanist and founder of the University of the Philippines Los Banos College of Agriculture
• G. Fred Galli, cheesemaker and legislator” [Wikipedia]

For some reason, they’ve also produced 8 generals. Must be something in the cheese.

Evelene would later become Lady Vestley

The high school claims 5 famous alumni (including 1 general!), but no one I’ve ever heard of. It has about 700 students total.

The school features 22 different sports, including all-time faves bowling and girls hockey. They’re 3-time state champions … back in the 1970s … in cross-country.

I feel like their color should be orange

I was wracking my brains thinking about what their actual mascot should look like. Wouldn’t you know – they picked the perfect one:

Beetdiggers – Jordan High School (Sandy UT)

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Sugarbeeters, meet Beetdiggers!

Yup, once again, we have a high school turning to the lowly sugar beet to provide themselves with a mascot. Just in case you’ve forgotten, sugar beets are the main source of sugar in the US.

The town of Sandy is just south of Salt Lake City. Settlement dates back to the 1860s, with incorporation coming in 1893. Today, the place has 97,000 inhabitants!

The town’s main claim to fame is being home to America First Field, host of MLS team Real Salt Lake. 

Wikipedia lists 27 “notable people.” The only one I’m familiar with, though, is kidnapping victim Elizabeth Smart.

The high school takes its name from the Jordan River, which flows through the west part of town. The school dates all the way back to 1907, and currently has a whopping 1,800 students. Wikipedia lists 12 “famous alumni,” none of whom I’ve heard of.

It looks like they offer 15 sports, with nothing too out of the ordinary. They do, though, have a drill team that’s been at it for over 100 years.

And, yes, they do have a physical mascot – the dour, somewhat scary Digger Dan:

Clockers – Ashland (MA) High School

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Somehow, I don’t think this is what they were after:

Noun, informal, US English: a drug dealer, especially one who sells cocaine or crack.

Instead, this mascot celebrates Ashland’s own Henry Ellis Warren, who invented the first synchronizing timer, in 1916. This handy little device “made synchronous electric clocks possible by keeping alternating current flowing from power plants at a consistent sixty cycles per second” [Wikipedia]. A little obscure, but hey …

Ashland is about halfway between Boston and Worcester. It was settled in the early 18^th Century, and was incorporated in 1845. Today, it has 19,000 people, and operates mostly as a bedroom community for Boston. Wikipedia lists 5 “notable people,” none of whom I’ve heard of.

The high school has 880 students. That’s a very diverse population, with Whites at 60%, Latinos at 20%, and Asians at 14%. The actual physical plant is pretty new, dating back to 2005.

Note big clock

As for athletics, they appear to have all the standard sports. In addition, we’ve also got skiing, equestrian, water polo & mountain biking.

Thankfully, there actually is a real, live, on-field mascot:

By the way, there are a lot of Ashlands out there. Here’s a special call out to the one in Wisconsin, whose high school mascot is the equally weird and wonderful Oredockers: